It’s normally a bad idea to stay up for the late-night talk shows. I’m a fan of both Conan O’Brien and David Letterman. However, I’m usually dragging the next day if I’m not in bed after the evening news.

Thursday night, I stayed up past my bed time and managed to catch Letterman’s Top 10 List. I’ve noticed Dave has become more of a family man since getting married to long-time gal pal, Regina, and having a child, Harry (pictured here). Regardless of the recent blackmail plot, interviews on Letterman’s couch seem to focus more on family with Dave opening up a bit about his own home life while asking celebrities to do the same.

The family theme continued on Letterman last night with the Top 10 List. The list is usually funny and last night was no exception. The topic: Top 10 Signs Your Child Watches Too Much Television.

10. He’s got a satellite dish on his crib

9. He wants Neil Patrick Harris to host his birthday party

8. Can count to 10/9 Central

7. At bedtime, asks you to read him the Nielsen Ratings

6. Instead of a security blanket, clutches a Shamwow

5. Keeps wanting to know why grandpa “got cancelled”

4. He weighs 135 lbs.

3. Thinks the capital of Montana is Hannah

2. Constantly implores you to have your pet spayed or neutered

1. His first words were, “Your local news starts now!”