Ten things that tell you your vacation is a success:

10. No need to take th0se sleeping pills.

9. You smile when someone at a store tells you to have a nice day.

8. Facebook sends reps to your house to try out new apps.

7. You rediscover classic television shows on cable networks.

6. Wife doesn’t nag you for being in gym shorts and T-shirt for 10 straight days.

5. Co-workers send your crank calls directly to voicemail.

4. Your cat finally lets you sleep in, until 7 a.m.

3. You not only can’t remember the day of the week, but the state you are in.

2. You turn your cell phone off for two full days.

1. Oops, I was suppose to blog today.