10 things you will find while shredding old documents:

10. Directions to the shredder - oops.

9. Manuscript you started writing in college.

8. Chain letter sent to you 10 years ago.

7. Instructions for taking care of a chia pet

6. Unpaid parking tickets

5. Aunt’s recipe for fruitcake.

4. Naughty-nice list from Christmas 1999.

3. U2 tickets you misplaced last summer.

2. Instant $25,000 winning game piece for McDonald’s contest from 2 years ago.

1. List of how to be a better spouse.